"THE MOST COMMON THAI SAYINGS AND THEIR ENGLISH MEANINGS"
Hello sexy man = (pay my bar fine)
How long you stay Thailand = (how much money can I get out of you)
I only work here 1 week = (I am a lying bitch )
I love you long time = (I will love you until your money runs out)
You happy I happy = (I'm happy if you pay)
I send money to my mama = (I give money to my Thai boyfriend)
I miss you when you go = (I miss your money when you go)
When you come back Thailand = (when can I get some more money out of you)
I wait for you come back Thailand = (I wait for my next bar fine)
My friend have gold too much = (when are you going to buy me some)
Can you give me money for doctor = (tonight I play cards)
Want to come my village = (my sister needs a new roof)
Tomorrow I go Bangkok = (someone else pay my bar fine already)
Today my birthday = (I was born on a Monday, today is Monday)
Where you stay, I go with you no bar fine = (it's 3 a.m. and I'm skint)
I will write to you = (my bank details are)
2 drinks and I'm drunk = (when we go hotel I sleep)
You go fishing alone, sea make me sick = (good! I'll do some short times)
That man not good heart = (he only gave me 500 baht last time)

Editors note: Sorry, but this was just too good to waste. Originally from Nice n' Eazy Agogo, (1998) Soi Yamato, Pattaya, Thailand

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